AVAILABLE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER...

Timmy Toilet Paper Notebook!

After years in the making Tom Burgoon’s LAUGH FILLED signature routine is finally released to you in complete detail! COMES COMPLETE WITH: Worldwide performance rights! / Inside info never before in print! / DVD containing detailed performances! / Numbered certificate of authenticity suitable for framing! Complete and detailed manuscript! / Coupon for “FREE” mouth coils! / Tom’s special bonus material! / Autographed 8 x 10 of Tom and Timmy!

Tom Burgoon’s Timmy Toilet Paper Routine is packed with laughs and will fit easily into any show. Only a limited number of authorized notebooks will be released. Don’t miss this opportunity to own this one-of-a-kind comedy routine!

"This is a great routine! It will make you funnier that Tom Burgoon!"
Mac King

"Jay Marshall’s "Lefty" and Carl Ballantine’s “Worlds Greatest Magishen” are true classics of comedy magic. So is Tom Burgoon’s Timmy Toilet Paper! My advice, buy it!"
Mark Wilson

"Tom, I can’t believe you’re giving this up! This is a hysterical piece of material!"
Doc Eason

"What a fabulous comedic routine! It packs small, plays big and is near perfect in it’s construction!"
Richard Kaufman

"If you are NOT funny, Timmy can get you the laughs you want! Tom’s Timmy Toilet Paper Routine is a very funny audience tested routine with hilarious sight gags!"
Jeff McBride

$199.95 Postage Paid (U.S)

Stati-Kid

This hilarious effect from Tom Burgoon's Comedy Magic Show is the perfect prelude to any kid effect! You attempt to teach a kid how to do the old spoon on the nose trick. When he fails to accomplish the effect you explain he needs more static charge in his body. You then rub the kid down with an inflated balloon turning him into a super charged static magnet! Check out the video! HERE'S WHAT YOU GET: Tom's detailed routine / Spoons and secret stuff / Royalty free STATI-KID music along with world performance rights! BIG LAUGHS EVERY TIME!

"Another OUT OF THE PARK HOMERUN for Tom Burgoon! What can I say, this bit KILLS!" - Doc Eason

$65 Postage Paid (U.S)

Shoe Horn

Shoe Horn is fun! Shoe Horn is easy! Shoe Horn always gets a laugh. A great comedy gag and a fun card trick from Tom Burgoon's walk around repertoire! Comes complete with the Shoe Horn prop and Tom's comedy routine.

$12 Postage Paid (U.S)

Little Fred's Head

Little Fred performs an amazing magic effect then reads your mind! One of Tom's favorite table to table routines.

$15 Postage Paid (U.S)

REMOTE CONTROL
Multiplying TV Remotes

TV Remotes magically multiply at your finger tips! A fun and visual comedy bit for any stand-up act!

$29.95 Postage Paid (U.S)

Mental Shot

A card is selected and returned to the deck. The deck is cut and the spectator is handed an Invisible gun containing up to 6 bullets. The spectator fires 1 to 6 shots at the deck. When the deck is spread, only one card has bullet holes. It is the Selected card and it has the right number of holes in it! An incredible effect.

$12 Postage Paid (U.S)

"I love this effect!" -David Regal

Tom Burgoon's
QUAD
The Amazing Card Effects with 4 Climaxes!

T.A. Hamilton & Tom Burgoon collaborated and came up with this gem.

A card is selected and returned to the deck. Upon opening the card box, the spectator finds the name of the chosen card written on the inside flap! The deck is then spread upon the table revealing the chosen card is now the only one turned over! This card is removed from the deck and slowly turned over showing it now has a different color back than the rest of the cards! Suddenly the remaining cards are turned over showing the chosen card is the only card left in the deck! Every card in the deck now has a back on both sides and is completely examinable!

$12 Postage Paid (U.S)

TRICKY TOMMY TARANTULA

Two cards are selected and are found by Tricky Tommy Tarantula in the most amazing and hilarious way! Comes with deck, Tricky Tommy and complete routine!

$17 Postage Paid (U.S)

FAKE OUT

A jumbo card is placed face down on the table as a prediction. A card is selected from a regular deck and shuffled back in. The jumbo card is turned over to reveal it doesn't match the selection. The jumbo card is again place face down on the table. Suddenly and very magically, the chosen card appears beneath the jumbo card. No sleight of hand! A very cool gimmick!

$17 Postage Paid (U.S)

GUM GAG

Chewed gum has never been so fun!

$5 Postage Paid (U.S)

COMEDY CREDIT CARD MACHINE

Tom's Comedy Credit routine is the perfect "call back" for any routine where you borrow and destroy the spectator's property. Borrow a credit card from the same spectator and make a nice transaction with your portable credit card machine.

$27 Postage Paid (U.S)

BOTTOMS UP

An unseen force causes an ordinary empty water bottle to levitate and stand upright in the palm of your hand! No threads, wires or magnets! The effect can be performed completely surrounded! You can even borrow the bottle!

$17 Postage Paid (U.S)

TOM'S COLOR BALL

A pink ball instantly changes to blue!
You can even hand it out for examination. Tom's color ball has a great comedy finish!

$12 Postage Paid (U.S)

Back in Stock! Tom Burgoon's
SUPER NECK CRACKER

This wonderful novelty item used by Tom in his show for many years will allow you to audibly break your neck, your arm, or any bone within your reach.

"This is one of the funniest gags known to man!" - Doc Eason

Completely Safe!
$12 Postage Paid (U.S)

Goon Bros. Present
ESB EXTRA SENSORY BUBBLES

A card is selected and returned to the deck. A small bottle of Psychic Brain Fluid is introduced and a bubble is blown from the solution. The magician grabs the bubble in Mid Air where it suddenly becomes solid. The second shocking surprise comes when the now solid bubble is seen to contain a miniature of the chosen card!

$10 Postage Paid (U.S)

Super LIQUID LEVITATION

Imagine turning an open bottle of liquid or even an open bottle of beer Completely Up Side Down and having the liquid remain suspended inside!

I've performed "Super Liquid Levitation" in my comedy magic show for over fifteen years and it has never failed to get a great response from the audience. Before the effect you can drink normally from the bottle. You then place your finger over the mouth of the bottle and turn it up side down. Suddenly you remove your finger and the liquid remains suspended inside! You can then poke tooth picks or bar straws into the mouth of the inverted bottle and let them float up inside proving there are no obstructions!

$5 Postage Paid (U.S)

BABY CARD

FROM CREDIT TO THE CRADLE!
Borrow two ordinary credit cards, place them together into the spectator's open hand. The cards begin to heat up as they fall in love and have a family right on the table! If you're tired of the old sponge bunny gag, this is the effect for you!

Easy to do and always gets a great reaction. A great effect for the close-up or walk-around performer!

$12 Postage Paid (U.S)

BABY WALLET

The perfect follow up to Tom's "Baby Card" effect. A real leather wallet reduced down to miniature size! Comes with Mini dollar and family pictures. You also get Tom's gags and routines. A guaranteed laugh!

$22 Postage Paid (U.S)

SPINTRIFICAL FORCE

Spinning Buttons That Magically Morph!
Display a button containing the picture of an 8 Ball. The button is placed on the table and given a spin. As the 8 Ball rotates the magician removes a deck of cards from his pocket and has one selected. When the 8 Ball stops spinning the "*" on the 8 Ball has changed to the chosen card! The button can now be completely examined.

$17 Postage Paid (U.S)

PASTEBOARD BITER

Display a button on your lapel or shirt with the picture of a crazy mad man "The Pasteboard Biter." Two different cards are selected and returned to the deck. The magician rubs the deck on the button for just a moment. The cards are now spread upon the table revealing one of the chosen cards containing a large bite mark in the corner. This card is removed and again the deck is rubbed on the button. The spectator is asked to name the second card. The cards are again spread upon the table but for some strange reason the second card contains no bite mark. At this time the magician reveals that the Pasteboard Biter has the selection stuck between his teeth! The button is clean and reset takes less than 5 seconds.

$17 Postage Paid (U.S)

BURGOON'S SPOONS

A great packet effect with a mind bending finish perfect for table hoppers and restaurant workers.

Watch the spoons do their stuff! Four cards are shown each containing the picture of a spoon. A real spoon from the table is used as a magic wand and then things starts to get strange. Using the power of your mind and the makeshift wand, you cause the pictures of the spoons to bend on command! For the kicker, all of the spoons on the cards magically straighten and your makeshift wand ends up bent on the table! Great audience reaction along with an easy reset will make "Burgooon's Spoons" one of your favorite table to table miracles!

$15 Postage Paid (U.S)

DIEFOCALS

Know The Future Before It Happens...
One of the most amazing card prediction effects ever. Your audience does all the work and you get the applause! A complete sellout at both the IBM and SAM conventions! Comes complete with Bicycle Deck and Mind Reading Dice.

$12 Postage Paid (U.S)

A LITTLE JUMPY

It's A Trick...It's A Gag...
A small silk handkerchief jumps into the air to scare the "you know what" out of your victim. Absolutely no wires, threads or similar attachments.

$12 Postage Paid (U.S)

BURGOON'S BUZZ SAW

A card effect with sharp teeth!
One of Tom's best close-up effects can now be yours! A card effect with one of the most unexpected revelations your audience will ever see!

$17 Postage Paid (U.S)

SNAKE EYES

An ordinary pair of dice used to create this shocking, hilarious effect. A sell-out at the Cape Cod Conclave and Fechters Finger Flicking Frolic. These dice can bite you!

$12 Postage Paid (U.S)

DYSLEXIC CARD TRICK

Direct from Tom Burgoon's magic lecture, Doc Eason calls this one of the funniest bits he's ever seen! Comes complete with routine, performance rights and pop bottle glasses.

$22 Postage Paid (U.S)

HYPNO-BRAIN

Effect: A card is selected and lost in the deck. The spectator selects another volunteer (THIS VOLUNTEER CAN BE SOMEONE THE SPECTATOR AND THE MAGICIAN HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE!) The magician uses a small pocket flash light to hypnotize the second spectator. While hypnotized, the spectator reveals the name of the chosen card!

Tom Burgoon's mind blowing "HYPNO-BRAIN" will allow you to instantly project throughts, numbers, cards, ESP Symbols or any kind of information into the mind of your subject!

$22 Postage Paid (U.S)

BOWL OF THE 4TH DIMENSION

Where reflections become reality...
An amazingly visual sponge and bowl routine where the sponges literally appear from their own reflections! Comes complete with high gloss stainless steel bowl and sponges.

$42 Postage Paid (U.S)

HANDY

This tiny hand gag has been around for a long time and still gets a great reaction. A great looking miniature hand that also comes with three tiny cards so that the hand can reveal the selected card!

$12 Postage Paid (U.S)

POWER PICKPOCKET

Direct from Tom's Comedy Magic Lecture! Comes complete with great gags, bits and routines.

$17 Postage Paid (U.S)

HOPPIN' HOUDINI

Wall-crawlin' extraordinairre!

$4 Postage Paid (U.S)

JUMBO COMEDY KNIFE

A real knife blown up five times it’s normal size! A hilarious comedy prop and a great visual! A must for your bill in lemon routine or any bit that requires a knife. Comes with numerous ideas and gags by Tom Burgoon. (THIS IS A REAL KNIFE WITH TWO WORKING BLADES AND SHOULD BE PURCHASED BY ADULTS ONLY)

$45 Postage Paid (U.S)
(OUT OF STOCK)

MARVIN THE MIND READING MOOSE

The spectator selects one of five jumbo cards and the cards are then mixed. Enter Marvin the Mind Reading Moose! Marvin will bring down the house by breaking wind over the selected card! This is a huge laugh for any age group! Marvin can be held by the spectator during the effect with the performer away from all the props. This effect was a complete sell out at both IBM and SAM International Conventions.

$80 Postage Paid (U.S)

TOM'S MINI RUBBER CHICKEN

A fun and goofy rubber chicken shrunk to less than half it’s original size. Comes with Tom’s comedy bits and gags.

$12 Postage Paid (U.S)

THE PERFECT COIN BUCKET

The best coin bucket for misers dream you will ever use. The sound when a coin hits the bottom of the bucket is incredible! The perfect weight / smooth top lip / the right size / what more do you want!

$45 Postage Paid (U.S)

EAR REPLACEABLE

The oldest coin bit in the world goes wrong...
Make a coin disappear and pull it from behind a kids' ear. But wai! It's not the coin, it's the kids' ear! A funny comedy bit to use in any kid routine you do. The oversized rubber ear supplied can be seen easily from the stage. Cool!

$12 Postage Paid (U.S)

EYECON

If you can do the paddle move, you can do this funny effect where your own eyes become part of the show. Your audience will laugh! (Eye guarantee it!)

$7 Postage Paid (U.S)

SWITZERLAND MOUTH SQEAKER

If you've seen Tom's comedy magic show you know how funny the warbler can be. These are the good warblers not made any more and from Tom's private stock.

$12 Postage Paid (U.S)

TOP SECRET LECTURE NOTES
OF TOM BURGOON #1

Great bits and ideas direct from Tom's Comedy Magic Lecture. These notes include the basics from Tom's amazing "Ultra Mint Coins!"

Lecture Notes #1
$16 Postage Paid (U.S)

TOP SECRET LECTURE NOTES OF TOM BURGOON #2

Great bits and ideas direct from Tom's Comedy Magic Lecture. These notes include the basics from Tom's amazing "Ultra Mint Coins!"

Lecture Notes #2
$16 Postage Paid (U.S)

COMEDY COLLEGE BOOK

Gavin Jerome traveled with Tom Burgoon for over 15 years and has released "Comedy College: The How To Handbook." If you want to be funny...if you want to learn how to write comedy material...then this is the book for you!

$16 Postage Paid (U.S)

NASTER BLASTER

The ultimate portable hand held woopie cushion! The sound is amazing. Comes with gags and ideas from Tom Burgoon

$17 Postage Paid (U.S)

TIMMY TOILET PAPER
FRIDGE MAGNET

$5 Postage Paid (U.S)

TOM'S CRAZY EYES PRO

Like Crazy Eyes 2, these eyes can be seen through. The difference is they are slightly larger and made of a tacky rubber making them very easy to keep in.

$12 Postage Paid (U.S)

TOM'S CRAZY EYES

Direct from Tom's Comedy Magic Lecture! Comes complete with great gags, bits and routines.

$12 Postage Paid (U.S)

CRAZY EYES 2

Even more hilarious than the original Crazy Eyes! Crazy Eyes 2 has a new BUG EYE shape and you can see through them too!

$12 Postage Paid (U.S)

TOM & TIMMY AUTOGRAPHED 8x10

Get your autographed 8x10 of Tom Burgoon and the world famous TIMMY TOILET PAPER! Great for your magic room or bathroom!

$3 Postage Paid (U.S)

TRICKY TRAY

For use with any microphone stand with a 7/8" shaft. Great for when you need a quick table on stage. Even fits comfortably under your arm inside your jacket. Walk on stage, pop on your table and go to work. The drink holder can even be used to vanish small objects.

$25 Postage Paid (U.S)

MIK NIK

A true "hands free" mic holder – you attach any standard mic clip. Great for magicians, comedians and hypnotists. A must for any serious performer.

$40 Postage Paid (U.S)